A List of Demands

USC: Keep on winning! I can't stress it enough. Keep on proving why the USC defense is so great. And to the offense, NO MORE PENALTIES!!! PLEASE!!!!

Cal: Please lose to USC, and lose to some more teams while you're at it.

Oregon State: Please lose just one more game. That's all I ask. Losing two more would be too much to ask, I realize.

Stanford: A decent PAC10 record there. USC has to beat you guys just for the revenge factor But after that, feel free to finish your season with a victory over Cal.

Oregon: Nothing to say really, except please be a 3-loss PAC10 team..

Arizona: It's your job to beat Oregon State. It's either you or Oregon's responsibility.

UCLA: I could ask you to beat Oregon State, but I'm not sure I can't trust you. Besides, you can lose to them and I'd be ok with that.

Washington: I don't care. I actually hope Washington finishes winless. I've never seen a 0-12 team. I was hoping it was going to be Stanford in 2006, but they ended up beating you to get their lone win.

Washington State: I don't care.

Arizona State: What happened?